Hg Labs – Test 3-4: Escape III

What?! A another new video is up? I must be working extra hard. Well, I am. Here’s the rest of stage two.

Enjoy

American Ninja Challenge 4 Announced…..for the worse.

I’m a big fan of Sasuke (Ninja Warrior in the US/UK). And I was happy that G4 has teamed up with TBS (Tokyo Broadcasting System) to send Americans to compete in the newest tournaments. However, their American Ninja Challenge took a turn for the worse with ANC 3, and it appears ANC 4 is going even further down that path.

Are you a Ninja Warrior fan? Think you have what it takes to run the course? Well, here’s your chance! Calling all free-runners, martial artists, and parkour experts…G4’s American Ninja Challenge is back. And this time, you’re going to have to impress one of the hardest judges of talent on the planet, Ms. Olivia Munn. That’s right, the Munnderful one is in charge of choosing the winner and determining who will be traveling to Japan to try and become the next Ninja Warrior. So, get your cameras rolling, and start prepping those videos, because, beginning Monday, February 2nd, we’re going to be taking your submissions.

So, show Olivia that you have what it takes to be her travel companion to Tokyo, and become the pride of the world by becoming a Ninja Warrior!

Here’s what’s wrong with this:
1: The article calls for “all free-runners, martial artists, and parkour experts”.
I have news for you G4, NOT EVERYONE ON THE SHOW DOES THOSE THINGS! I mean the show’s only two champions were fishermen for crying out loud.

2: The article suggest that there will only be one person going to Japan.
That’s the lowest number of people G4 would ever send and there are plenty of good, qualified Americans who haven’t gotten a chance to go and should go.

3: OLIVIA MUNN IS THE ONLY JUDGE!?!?!?
WTF G4. WTF. Now, I like ms. Munn when she’s on Attack of the Show, attending a convention, or evening posing her own videos on her own YouTube page. But after her piss poor and downright embarrassing performance in Sasuke 21, she is the least qualified person to judge for this contest.

Let’s just hope that she picks someone who is deserving and he/she does well in Sasuke 22.

Hg Labs – Test 3: Escape III Is Here!

Good news everybody!
The first part of the Mercury Laboratories – Test 3: Escape III is up and running. This time ten test subjects take on the demonic course. Who will truly escape?

Watch in HD on YouTube

Hope you all enjoy.

Part two will be out as soon as possible.